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Maria Goes Green

Maria Menounos Fans — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:39:27 GMT

Maria was recently spotted at the "Planet Green" launch party in Los Angeles. "Planet Green", for those not in the know, is a brand new television channel. It features original programming starring rich people who lecture you on what you are doing to hurt the environment. It sounds like a ratings smash! No word on when they'll secure the rights to "Captain Planet" reruns.

Here she is, looking amazing AND environmentally sustainable:

Maria races to erase MS

Maria Menounos Fans — Mon, 12 May 2008 06:17:04 GMT

And no that isn't a dig at Microsoft, it's a disease weirdos! She recently attended the 15th annual Race to Erase MS benefit gala in Los Angeles. She looked beautiful. Maybe there is a way to distill her beauty into a cure for MS. Sigh. I think that would only work with my burgeoning depression. Carry on Maria!

Also, I'm throwing in a picture of her at the beach from earlier in the week. You'll thank me.

Breakin 2: Electric Maria-galoo

Maria Menounos Fans — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:36:53 GMT

Maria is starring in the upcoming breakdancing comedy "Kickin It Old School" with Jamie Kennedy(And, apparently, David Hasslehoff.) The preview actually looks really funny. I say this with a degree of hesitance because I was the world's worst breakdancer growing up and the entire subject leaves a sore spot in my mouth. Lot of awful memories there folks!

Here is the trailer. I'm going to go lay in the fetal position.

Maria Attends a Movie Premiere!

Maria Menounos Fans — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:02:00 GMT

Here are some photos of Maria attending the world premiere of the new film "27 Dresses." Luckily, she only wore one:

Maris helps the world part two

Maria Menounos Fans — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:13:05 GMT

Maria is set to be the emcee at the tenth annual VH1 Save the Music gala. It takes place at Lincoln Center in NYC on September 20th. Roger Waters from Pink Floyd is going to perform(yay!) Bon Jovi will also be performing(boo!) And get this, both Bill Clinton and Tim Gunn will be on hand to give speeches. I always said Tim Gunn was the Bill Clinton of reality television, and now I have proof. You can head on over to islandrecords.com to bid on a pair of VIP tickets which will includes a full dinner and access to an open bar. See you there!

Wait. I'm not going. I'm poor. Have fun anyways. Sniffle.

Maris helps the world part one

Maria Menounos Fans — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:03:35 GMT

Maria is such a beautiful, beautiful philanthropist! Maria and her charity, Take Action Hollywood!, have partnered with Nike’s “Let Me Play” program, a national program launched in July by Nike that builds and restores playgrounds across the country.

On September 15, Maria, Billy Bush and Shaun Robinson will hit the streets of Los Angeles for Nike’s Run Hit Remix to raise funds to help the “Let Me Play” program combat the nation’s growing childhood obesity problem.

Also joining Maria’s team are celebs like Carson Daly, Serena Williams and “Heroes” star Milo Ventimiglia.

As race day draws near, Maria is also asking the public for their help. Fellow runners can donate their miles through NikePlus.com to help Maria’s team and Nike reach their goal of running 84,000 miles by September 15.

I never thought I'd post an actual link to a Nike website on this or any blog, but hey, it's for a good cause. It's the least I can do. I was an overweight kid.

Here is a picture of Maria's cleavage so I don't feel so dirty:

Maria hearts the Hamptons

Maria Menounos Fans — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:26:09 GMT

Maria was spotted recently in that den of celebrity excess, The Hamptons. She was attending a Victoria's Secret launch event. She hung out with some of those models who dress like angels. Check this picture out. It may haunt your dreams for the next few weeks:

If my Photoshop was working I'd be sorely tempted to replace the background with a bed. If only!

Speaking of, anybody else get the feeling there are no real houses in the Hamptons, only giant warehouses for companies to hold PR events?

Maria hearts gamers, sorta

Maria Menounos Fans — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:16:51 GMT

Maria recently attended the Spike TV Video Game Awards, held in that gaming mecca of Los Angeles. Now I had a whole bit ready about her glamorous outfit and how she didn't exactly match the mental picture of gaming inside of my head. You know, XXXL Halo shirt, knee shorts, maybe a Mario tattoo somewhere unmentionable.

However, my computer busted along with my Photoshop. And the pictures of her at the event are just too big and ornery to post here. I did, creepily, find a foot fetish site that claimed to have a picture of her entering the event from the ankle down. Without further adieu:

Now, I ask you, are these the feet of a gamer!? Where's the bulbous blue splotches due to years of atrophy?